my grandmother is absolutely nuts omfg.
grandma:so when are you finally going to have a boyfriend to introduce me to?
me:I have no idea!
grandma:well, you need to get yourself one. actually. you need three--one for weeknights, one for Friday nights, and one for Saturday nights.
me:what about Sunday nights?
grandma:you're a little young to be THAT promiscuous, don't you think?
12/25/11 at 9:57pm
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