| my grandmother is absolutely nuts omfg. | |
| grandma: | so when are you finally going to have a boyfriend to introduce me to? |
| me: | I have no idea! |
| grandma: | well, you need to get yourself one. actually. you need three--one for weeknights, one for Friday nights, and one for Saturday nights. |
| me: | what about Sunday nights? |
| grandma: | you're a little young to be THAT promiscuous, don't you think? |