December 2011
my grandmother is absolutely nuts omfg.
grandma: so when are you finally going to have a boyfriend to introduce me to?
me: I have no idea!
grandma: well, you need to get yourself one. actually. you need three--one for weeknights, one for Friday nights, and one for Saturday nights.
me: what about Sunday nights?
grandma: you're a little young to be THAT promiscuous, don't you think?
someone I work with hates me because I’m “too happy and it’s fucking annoying.” kk.
“It sucks always being the footnote in someone else’s love story.”
– Brooke Davis (One Tree Hill)
I just LOVE finding out too late that my ex-boss is/was a shady sleazeball. three cheers for being fucked out of almost $200! I hate everything.
“Stop the habit of wishful thinking and start the habit of thoughtful wishes.”
– Mary Martin
I AM ALIVE! I’ve just been majorly majorly busy and stressed lately.
I definitely learned the hard way this semester that when I bite off more than I can chew in an effort to kick ass, I end up choking, not excelling. but it happened for a reason and I will certainly pick back up next semester, kick ass and raise my GPA.
stories of the past few weeks will come soon! for meow, I need to...
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Tyler: that awkward moment when your couch turns you on somehow, omg these pills are great
like omg I have a boner now
I'd love to stuff those cushions
I'm listening to Bass Down Low to seduce my couch but I don't know if it's working