December 2010
times like this make me wish I was still the baby and when bad things happened, no one told me anything and I just had to go play with my teddy bear and mind my own business.
now I’m stuck in the middle and I’m being pulled in two separate directions and I can’t handle it.
entering hour 15 of the never-ending tear flood. work’s gonna be fun tonight.
happy motherfucking...
is this what you call a getaway? tell me what you got away with, ‘cause I’ve seen more spine in jellyfish, seen more guts in 11-year-old kids. have another drink and drive yourself home - I hope there’s ice on all the roads. you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt, and again when your head goes through the windshield.
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would it be worth it to save up $400 for a 64gb iTouch, or should I just spend $250 on a 160gb Classic?
I know with 160gb I’d never run out of room, but I love the apps and stuff on the iTouch!
Me: This girl is so pathetic and makes me wanna puke.
Tyler: Who?
Me: Her name's *****. If you looked up "slut" in the dictionary, you'd see a picture of her. Same goes for "bitch" and "pathological liar."
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you make me gigglier than a Tickle-Me Elmo.
my parents decided they’re not going to get me work clothes.
instead, i have to share my mother’s clothes.
yeah, good idea… except that my mother is three sizes bigger than me.
i don’t think my dad understands that i have a time limit here.
i have to be at work at 4:30, which means I have to leave my house at 4:15-ish.
i need to be home by 3:00 so I can do my hair and makeup and get ready.
it’s after 10:00 now and my dad’s insisting that his phone calls (which can be made after I go to work) are more important than me getting clothes for work.
did i...
Anonymous asked: have a crush on anyone?
Anonymous asked: have a crush on anyone?
I can't believe I'm having this conversation.
Tyler: if I have kids, I'm naming them something badass.
Me: no, you're not! I've already got the names picked out, dummy.
Tyler: loser, I already have them picked out.
Me: you're not carrying the fuckers inside your body for 9 months. sorry, you lose.
Tyler: I make that shit.
Me: it takes you two seconds and you're usually enjoying it!
Tyler: two seconds? bro, try thirty minutes at least. and the girl enjoys it too!
Me: thirty minutes IS two seconds, compared to nine months! and yeah, she enjoys it for the first week of "awww, I'm preggo, yay!" until she starts vomiting every day and carrying a 10-pound sack on her belly. fuck you, you lose.
Tyler: some girls only vomit because of prenatal pills, bitch. I'll have to deal with your demands and being turned off for 9 months. you lose.
Me: oh, you poor baaaby.
Tyler: how about I just push you down the stairs while you're pregnant?
Me: you're a terrible person.
“This is something I struggle with constantly, mainly because I look around and...”
– John Cornelius O’Callaghan V (via wakeupunderthesun)
my world's hanging by three words that I can't...
you’ve beaten me up, shot me down, and pummeled my heart into the ground…
just see how much longer I’ll stick around.
you don’t love someone because they’re perfect....
my dad took me out “shopping for work clothes” today but we only went to one store for me (and I found one pair of pants there) before he turned into Dad’s Errand Day and dragged me to twenty different stores for him, promising we’d get back to me when he was done.
then he suddenly claimed he “had to go home and make some phone calls” (uh… cell phone?).
...
maybe I'm a shot in the dark and you're the...
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before I fall too fast, kiss me quick - but make it last so I can see how badly this will hurt me when we say goodbye keep it sweet, keep it slow; let the future pass and don’t let go but tonight I could fall too soon into this beautiful moon(light)
but you’re so hypnotizing you’ve got me laughing while I sing, you’ve got me smiling in my sleep I can see this unraveling -...
when the owner of this restaurant was in the process of hiring me, he made a statement that he wants a hostess without “a bunch of holes in her face” (eyebrow, lip, nose piercings, etc.).
I have two holes in my ears.
would it be acceptable to wear a stud in each hole to work, or should I just wear one in my first hole?
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you're a trainwreck... but with you, I'm in love.
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dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far...
i hate those people who can’t let you have one excited/proud moment of your own.
you tell them something you’re beyond excited about, and they just have to one-up you. always. (and half the time, their “excitement” isn’t half as awesome as yours - they just need attention.)
get over yourself for a second, would you? the sun doesn’t rise and set on your...
growing up won't bring us down.
certifiedstripper replied to your post: GUESS WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND GOT THE JOB?! so…
where?!
this little Italian restaurant near my house :) I’m gonna be a hostess!
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GUESS WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND GOT THE JOB?!
so happy so happy so happy so happy so happy so happy so happy so happy so happy
our eyes are placed in the front of our head...