February 2010
Confession time:
I’m going to lose so many followers for this, but: I have a sick, forced, heredetary, unavoidable obsession/love for country music. I’m a total Southern girl at heart, too. If you piss me off enough or send me down to Texas to visit my family for a day, I’ll have an accent like I’ve lived there all my life. And country music? Don’t even get me started. I used to...
The IRL 40-year-old virgin (and older).
Mak: I think I will just say, "You know, I may not have had sex, but I could fuck you up," for the rest of my life.
Mel: ...So you're going to stay a virgin forever, eh?
January 2010
“I have a hard time with morals. All I know is what feels right, what’s...”
– Brad Pitt
Seriously? SERIOUSLY? My life.
Okay, so all of Friday I felt like total shit and by the time I got home I was basically dying and I was in bed and asleep by 9 P.M. I woke up on Saturday not feeling much better but by Saturday night I was pretty much fine, and last night while video chatting with Mike I really WAS completely fine. And I was all happy about that since I have to volunteer at the temple today and I didn’t...
Conversations like this make me LOL.
Claire: So what are you up to?
Melissa: Video chatting with Michael.
Claire: Oooh. Who's this Michael? ;)
Melissa: LOL.
Claire: That was a guilty laugh.
Melissa: Mike's gay and he lives in CT.
Claire: ...Oh.
“I love you, and that’s all I really know.”
– Taylor Swift, Love Story
Typical conversation between Mike and I:
Mike: I LUB YEW.
Mel: I LUB YEW MOAR.
Mike: NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
Mel: NO IT'S NOT, CUZ I DO.
Mike: Y U SO KIM POSSIBLE THO.
Hey, do me a favor, please? →
“It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so...”
– J.K. Rowling (via thoughtsdetained) (via quote-book)
This weekend's gonna be a busy one.
catch up on all my homework and shizz
finish semester 1 of FLVS
finish glossing “Swan Song” with Mike & Elliot
work on finally finalizing “The Dive” (for the 10th time)
clean up this disaster area I call my bedroom
ditto for my bathroom
give my aquaphobic doggie a bath
plan the Crossing the Line program with Sara
finish The Great Gatsby and the questions
shoot...
“You put up walls and paint them all a shade of gray, while I stood there loving...”
– Taylor Swift, Cold as You
HAHAHA. Best moment in class today.
Teacher: Wait, Kaelan, sign 'trophy' again for me?
Kaelan: *signs 'trophy'*
Teacher: Just what I thought. You're signing 'vagina.'
I hate my town, honestly.
So, that city council person called me back today. The only spot they can hold this event at is an empty lot behind a hotel. You wanna know what they wanna charge for it? Oh, it’s not too bad; just $1,500. I swear, my town is so cheap. Up in Rhode Island I could rent a place and hire cops for $800. But no. Just to rent the spot is over a thousand. This town is sickening. Hopefully...
I don't think anyone at my art table knows my...
This kid Julian, we call him ‘Juju’. Well, lately, they’ve started calling me ‘Jewjew’. Julian also calls me his “little spicy Kosher cracker” or “Young Grasshopper.” Andrea calls me “Miss Fitz.” Marinna calls me “The Eraser Addict” or “The Jew.” Jhon calls me “Cutie #2.” Mrs. B. calls me...
“It pisses me off that you’re a-okay, and all that I’ve got is...”
– The Friday Night Boys, Permanent Heartbreak
This Facebook group... It's so true. →
Hi, I'm Melissa and I'm a total moron.
Okay, so my youth group is planning this benefit concert for Haiti and I’m mostly in charge of it. So I called my city’s Council office today to ask about space to hold it and stuff like that, and I got put through to this woman who wasn’t at her desk so I ended up having to leave a voicemail. I did SO good at sounding calm and professional up until I had to hang up. Instead of...
What a jerk. What a freakin' jerk!
Melissa: You're not studying, you're Tumblin'.
Sean: STFU! ::bitch slap::
Melissa: YOU CAN'T HIT A GIRL, ASSHOLE.
Sean: I NEVER DID. I HIT YOU.
Melissa: :'(
Sean: Oh boy. Here come the waterworks.
Melissa: Of course! You hit me and called me a dude!
Sean: I never called you a dude. You could be Lady Gaga.
This is far too entertaining. I'm pathetic. →
LOL OMG.
Melissa: I'm having a mini-heart attack over here!
Michael: YES. Heart attacks ftw!
Melissa: Heart attacks kill people though...
Michael: NOT PRETEND ONES. Pretend ones get you out of shit.
“I’ve tried to make the best of this for as long as I could give the best...”
– Callahan, Love Stories Never Have Endings
Y'all are gonna hate me for tellin' ya this...
(Wow, my Southern side really came out there…) Today in Anatomy was the grossest, coolest day of the year. We finally finished the muscles and we’re moving on to the internal organs, which means we had to get under the bones. So we had to snap/crush/break them, whichever you’d prefer. It was SO cool, honestly. Nothing like the sound of crushing cat bones… Music to my ears....
“My imagination is a twisted place.”
– Taylor Swift (via inmybestdress) (via tswift)
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When we were younger,
we would pray for this; give our hearts for a love we can’t resist, prepare ourselves for the long road… Wait! Don’t blink, ‘cause we’re older now. Ever wonder how it all turned out? With hopes held high, we take the dive. Like the first time I saw your eyes, I hope it’s the last time we say goodbye. Wherever tomorrow’s roads may lead you, I hope the...
Someone needs to teach Aleesa that computer =/=...
Aleesa: I'm spazzing over how big it is. IT'S SO HUGE.
Melissa: That's what she said.
Aleesa: This is so much better than a huge dick though.